![]() ![]() “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”.“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down.“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”.“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”.“’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”. ![]() “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”.“Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas.“Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”.“The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”.“What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.'”.Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.” “When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?”.“Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.”.“Being related to me is really the only gift you need.“Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”.“Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”. ![]()
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